Calculate Your Revenue Loss
Free 15-minute analysis. We'll calculate how much you're losing to no-shows, missed leads, and lost customers. Then show you exactly how we'd recover it. Zero pressure. Pure value.
Tell Us About Your Business
Fill out this form and we'll get back to you within 4 hours (usually faster) to schedule your free revenue analysis. We'll calculate your specific revenue loss and show you exactly how we'd recover it.
📊 Quick Note: We work exclusively with established pet groomers doing $150k-$400k+ annual revenue. If you're earlier in your journey, we'll point you to resources that are a better fit for your stage.
What Happens Next
① We Respond Fast
Within 4 hours (usually much faster, often within 1 hour). We'll email you to schedule your 15-minute revenue analysis call.
② Revenue Analysis Call
15 minutes. Zero pressure.
- Calculate your specific revenue loss
- Show you exactly what we'd build
- Guarantee your specific ROI
- Answer all your questions
③ You Decide
Take 24-48 hours. We'll send you a custom proposal with your numbers. Talk to your accountant, spouse, whoever. No games, no pressure. Either the math works or it doesn't.
④ Rapid Deployment
2-4 hours of our time. We build your complete system. You approve before launch. Live in 3-7 business days. You don't lift a finger.
⑤ Revenue Recovery Starts
Week 1. No-shows drop immediately. Leads get captured 24/7. Customers start rebooking. You track results in real-time. ROI becomes obvious by day 30.
Why Work With Us?
- ✓ 90-day guarantee or we work for free
- ✓ 3-7 day deployment (live in under a week)
- ✓ Month-to-month (cancel anytime, no long-term trap)
- ✓ Pet grooming experts (analyzed 1,500+ businesses)
- ✓ Done-for-you service (not DIY software)
- ✓ 420-1,100% ROI in Year 1 (typical)
Your Information is Safe
We respect your privacy. Your information is only used to respond to your inquiry. No spam, no selling your data, no annoying sales calls.
Questions Before You Book?
Quick answers to common questions
What's this call really about?
We calculate your specific revenue loss (no-shows, missed leads, lost customers). Then show you exactly how we'd recover it. We ask questions about your business, show you our system, guarantee your ROI. Zero sales pressure. If we're not a fit, we'll tell you.
Is this really free?
Yes. 15 minutes of our time, free analysis, no obligation. We're betting that when you see the math (you're losing $25k-$65k/year, we can recover it for $5k-$20k investment), it'll be obvious. If it's not, we're not right for each other.
What if I'm not a fit?
We'll tell you honestly. If you're doing under $150k revenue, solo operator, or just starting out, we'll say so and point you to better resources. We only take 3 clients/month, so we're selective. We'd rather be honest than waste your time.
Will you pressure me to buy?
No. We show you the math. We guarantee results. We answer questions. Then you decide. If you need time to think, talk to your spouse, review with your accountant - that's fine. We're confident enough in our offer to let it speak for itself.
Have more questions? Check our complete FAQ section.
Ready to Calculate Your Revenue Loss?
Book your free 15-minute revenue analysis. We'll show you exactly how much you're losing and exactly how we'd recover it. Zero pressure. Zero obligation. Just valuable insights.
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